Note: This disclaimer is almost identical to Giza's. In fact, I liked his so much I asked if I could use it in my site. His original can be found at Claws-and-Paws.
The long form: The materials on my website, ThiefSystems are for informational, instructional, and recreational purposes only. Any information contained on this site, or sent to you via e-mail from me is not guaranteed to be accurate or correct.
I disclaim any and all responsibility for what happens to you or your computer as a result of something you read, download, or click on, while browsing my web pages or reading any emails I may send to you.
The United States Government has reached the conclusion that they own everything, including the internet.
Thus, they have passsed the Communications Decency Act.
This means I have to put this disclaimer on my site becuase it may contian "questionable" material. "Questionable" material is defined as material that contains a sexual theme, deals with a socially taboo topic, or in any way offends some portion of the Earth's population. In some places it is illegal to view certain types of "questionable" material if you are under the age of 18. To help viewers of this site, I will identify "questionable" material with one or more of the following text strings:
My personal hope is that the Supreme Court will one day wake up and realize that we do have a Constitution and a First Amendment. Following this realization, they will overturn the Communications Decency Act. Until then, this disclaimer stays up.
For more quasi-anti-government type material, pelease visit Fancine's SystemsOne page.
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